While driving and listening to the radio, Trans-siberian Orchestra comes on...

Lorelei: This was playing while Daddy and I looked at the Christmas lights.

Me: Oh yeah?! I like this song.

Lorelei: Me too. Daddy says it is rock 'n roll, but he is wrong. It is Christmas music.

Me: I think it is both.

Lorelei: I'm right. I'm smart. I win. I'm line-leader.

Me: You're modest as well.

Lorelei: Yes, I wear panties.

Me: hahahaha....