My conversation with Lorelei:
Me: Lorelei, would you like to FaceTime Papa?
Lorelei: Yes. Please hand me your phone.
(I dial my Dad.)
Lorelei: Mom, this says you are calling Daddy.
Me: Well, my daddy and your Papa.
Lorelei: This says Daddy. Papa starts with P. I'm hanging up. You cannot read.
Me: sigh...